Current Poll

You wake up one morning and you have metamorphised into a chimp. What would you do next?

Throw shit around

Wreck the joint

Try and explain to your wife what has happened

Go bannanas

Hold up a bank with a bannana

Join the army

Get a job as a mechanic on a Space Zeppelin

Write a novella

Read red-jay.co.uk

All of the above

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